February 2012
sinidentidades:
This one time, I showed up to a party.
And they were all like, “Are you the entertainment?”
And I was screamed like, “I’M NOT HERE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT.”
And they were all, “… Oh, well—”
And I kept screaming, “YOU DON’T EVEN WANT TO MESS WITH ME TONIGHT.”
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iwrotesins:
i’m going to write a book and make the paper out of onions so everyone will cry and think i’m the best author ever
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wowfunniestposts:
Laughter is the best medicine
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rockandplay:
rockandplay ALWAYS! And instantly
