we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

"I’m not surprised that you don’t have a boyfriend. I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, I just don’t think that very many people, especially your age, would be able to keep up with you. You know who you are and you know what you want to do. Your eyes light up when you talk about your passions, and you’re not afraid to defy social norms and be who you are. And all this, this scares people."
The best compliment I’ve ever received (via lifebykyla)

rhetoricc:

I either have a fiercely strong opinion or I don’t give a fuck at all

thecuntssofar:

The Story So Far - Four Years

thecuntssofar:

The Story So Far - Four Years

logic-and-love:

I want this on a shirt

logic-and-love:

I want this on a shirt

mushr00m-cloud:

Gerard Way

mushr00m-cloud:

Gerard Way

profoundnegro:

blake-nmc:

dnnm:

i am crying this is me

Showed my dad and he said “that better not be about me.” Haha

ACCURATE

angel-with-a-flower-crown:

maggiemunkee:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

that is one sadistic bird 

angel-with-a-flower-crown:

maggiemunkee:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

that is one sadistic bird 

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

"i need a cigarette and a long cry about everything"
(via tweezak)
"I loved you more than you deserved, fucker."
Anonymous asked:
hit me with ur best gif

thattallsummonerguy:

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

THIS IS HOW I AM. SERIOUSLY. WHY DON’T YOU PEOPLE JUST GET THIS

piercethealltimelow:

i dont mean to be a bother but have you seen this girlimage